When your husband buys one of these for weekly maintenance of your yard, you know you don't live in Iowa anymore.
When this guy shows up in your back yard with 3 packs of smokes and a
case of Mellow Yellow you know where you've arrived.
That's when you stop watching and start some busy work like this.
Wow, that looks messy huh?
That looks cute.
That looks like a lot of firewood. (and one very tired husband)